me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

Q
I agree with your tag about people calling you your name when they don't know you. I have to wear a nametag at work, and people sometimes say, "Thanks Bridget." And I usually find it annoying. Like, yes, I acknowledge the fact that you can read my nametag. I am weird about names though. I probably wouldn't call a waitress by her name, despite what that graphic said. I tip generously because I was a server, so hopefully that counts for something.
A

Yeah totally I wouldn’t call a waitress by their name just cause of how uncomfortable it makes me when someone does it, I’m also a big tipper now I’m a waitress too!


WHEN I GET CLICKED AT


anonymous-kiwi:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

I can confirm such of the following within the pics.

(via thedisloyalorderofemos)


rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(via ab-a-dab-a-ding-dong)



joetrohman:

pete wentz probably regrets a lot of things but i dont think he regrets the gabey baby tattoo at all

(via louvecchios)


e-xploree:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

I’d never skip class

e-xploree:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

I’d never skip class

(via hesthenewcancer)


alloftheginjointsinalltheworld:

The many haircuts of Pete Wentz. (that i can think of)

(via pxisonedyouth)


annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

(via iamgodot)


livestolaugh:

highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

works for me

(via iamgodot)


Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try

(via brendon-urie-the-raging-homo)


pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

(via brendon-urie-the-raging-homo)